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50 Cleanest Dirtiest Cities in the US
March 15th, 2008
What’s the cleanest big city in the U.S.? How about the dirtiest? In our July issue, we decided to find out, by analyzing data to score each of the 50 largest cities on air quality, water quality, industrial pollution (toxics), Superfund sites, and sanitation. Rather than just the cities themselves, we looked at metropolitan […]
Top 10 Lesbian Movie scenes
March 15th, 2008
10. Charlize Theron & Penélope Cruz in “Head in the Clouds” I’m going to chalk the fact that this came in at #10 to pure star power and name recognition. Why? Because the lesbian scenes aren’t that […]
Be an Expert on Anything
March 13th, 2008
PICK A FIELD THAT CAN’T BE VERIFIED. Try something like string theory or God’s will: “I speak to God. I’m sorry that you can’t also.” Security experts are in this category: They have security clearances, we don’t. We can’t question the expertise of the NSA because we are not in the NSA.
CHOOSE A SUBJECT THAT’S […]
Take Naked Pictures of Your Girlfriend
March 12th, 2008
A step-by-step guide to getting hot shots of your number-one chick.
Carly Milne
The nudie picture is a time-honored tradition that dates back to the crude cave drawings of our primitive brothers. And now, thanks to the availability of digital cameras, it’s within reach of the average Joe. But how do you get from seeing your mental […]
Top 10 Movie Car Chase Scenes
March 11th, 2008
1. The Blues Brothers (1980)
Cut to the chase: This riotous race to the Chicago comptroller’s office culminates in one of the longest chase scenes and the largest pile ups ever. “It’s a 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses. Hit […]
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Food Deals, Worst Jobs, Bathtub models, Product Movies
March 10th, 2008
Fast Food’s All-Time Greatest Deals.
If you don’t have at least half of Wendy’s 99 Cent Super Value Menu memorized, you probably aren’t an American.
The Worst Jobs in British History!
A nicely organized website outlining the most terrible gigs over the empire’s last 2,000 years, divided between six major eras
Afternoon Nakedness:
Christina and Annalee do bathtub things
The […]
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Masuimi Max, Cycle Crash, Break Dancer, and Garbage Drill
March 9th, 2008
Unless you can strip while doing an absurdly long headspin, this break dancer is better than you.
A guy gets drilled by a garbage can at Busch Stadium, during a huge storm in St Louis
The Best of Masuimi Max, possibly the hottest Asian model out there. […]
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The Top 10 Celebrity Attacks on Reporters
March 9th, 2008
When Reporters Get Attacked!
Hey, did you see the video of John Stossel getting smacked around? C’mon, of course you’ve seen it. The entire friggin’ country’s seen it? They’ve seen it in the space station. Osama saw it on cave-vision last week. The clip made it around the web at Numa Numa speed, which is pretty […]
Best craigslist posting, ever!
March 8th, 2008
From craiglist…
It’s me! Every girl ever.
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Date: 2007-11-07, 10:38AM EST
Knock knock
Oh hi, how’s it going? It’s me! Every girl ever. I’m really looking forward to this date. I’m not nearly as attractive as you remember me being because when we met the bar was dark and you were drunk. Come on in.
Let’s start off with the […]
The 10 Funniest Misleading Domain Names
March 7th, 2008
Attn: Entrepreneurs
Everyone knows if you plan to operate a business today, you need a domain name. It is best to look at the domain name you want as other see it rather than just as you think it looks. Failing to do this may cause situations like the following (legitimate) companies who deal in humdrum, […]
