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Explain the Unexplainable: Bathroom Behavior
March 20th, 2008
Maybe it’s me. Regardless, it seems like any time I spend a few moments in a public restroom something happens that is difficult to explain. Take a shot at these (these have occured over several months - not just today ):
The guy who washes his hands before going to the toilet - What is […]
Totally Owned
March 18th, 2008
1) Tower of Pisa
This man spent the better part of two weekends painstakingly building a replica of the leaning tower of Pisa out of lincoln logs. At the crowning moment of his achievement, a media reporter came by to interview the creator of the tower. During the interviewer, it was revealed that the Guiness Book […]
Be an Expert on Anything
March 13th, 2008
PICK A FIELD THAT CAN’T BE VERIFIED. Try something like string theory or God’s will: “I speak to God. I’m sorry that you can’t also.” Security experts are in this category: They have security clearances, we don’t. We can’t question the expertise of the NSA because we are not in the NSA.
CHOOSE A SUBJECT THAT’S […]
The Top 10 Celebrity Attacks on Reporters
March 9th, 2008
When Reporters Get Attacked!
Hey, did you see the video of John Stossel getting smacked around? C’mon, of course you’ve seen it. The entire friggin’ country’s seen it? They’ve seen it in the space station. Osama saw it on cave-vision last week. The clip made it around the web at Numa Numa speed, which is pretty […]
Best craigslist posting, ever!
March 8th, 2008
From craiglist…
It’s me! Every girl ever.
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Date: 2007-11-07, 10:38AM EST
Knock knock
Oh hi, how’s it going? It’s me! Every girl ever. I’m really looking forward to this date. I’m not nearly as attractive as you remember me being because when we met the bar was dark and you were drunk. Come on in.
Let’s start off with the […]
The 10 Funniest Misleading Domain Names
March 7th, 2008
Attn: Entrepreneurs
Everyone knows if you plan to operate a business today, you need a domain name. It is best to look at the domain name you want as other see it rather than just as you think it looks. Failing to do this may cause situations like the following (legitimate) companies who deal in humdrum, […]
Lost fight, bike crash, horror cliches, knockout, super thrower
February 26th, 2008
If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to lose a fight, break a jaw, and choke down some toe jam in a matter of seconds… just ask this dude.
Compilation: Asshats on Bikes
Horror Movie Cliches That Need to Die Already
When someone gets knocked out cold in a boxing match, their fall to the canvas is usually […]
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UFC Knockouts, Worst Jobs, Strange Chairs, Seal Scream, College Adventure
February 25th, 2008
Compilation: Crazy UFC Knockouts
The 10 Worst Jobs to Have in the Action Film Universe
The Top Ten Strangest Chairs
Maybe it’s the sound editing on this video of a kid sneaking up and touching one, but the elephant seal just secured a spot as one of my ten creepiest animals.
Choose Your Own Adventure: College Edition
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Superman facts, Runaway milkshake, Strange Gadgets, Sandler Movies, and Live Crime
February 22nd, 2008
40 Things I Bet You Didn’t Know About Superman
Reno 911: The Runaway Milkshake
The Top 10 Strangest Japanese Gadgets and Accessories
Every movie starring Adam Sandler, in under two minutes
A live report about a murderer on the loose is interrupted when the suspect himself walks through the report. Also, he drinks Sprite.
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Japanese surprise,50 worst,25 most, the gay test, and desk pull
February 21st, 2008
More Japanese trickeration. This time they’re ejecting relaxed, unsuspecting, and sometimes naked spa-goers outside into the snow.
The 50 Worst Video Game Names Ever
The 25 Most Controversial Movies Ever
Drawn Together: The Acme Gay Test
Prank: The old “pull the desk out from under the turban” trick.
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