Rolling Down http://www.rollingdown.com/blog Media to make you want more Tue, 13 May 2008 07:04:08 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 en 1694777http://www.feedburner.com 10 Reasons why GTA IV Sucks http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RollingDown/~3/289244994/ http://www.rollingdown.com/blog/2008/05/13/10-reasons-why-gta-iv-sucks/#comments Tue, 13 May 2008 07:04:08 +0000 admin http://www.rollingdown.com/blog/2008/05/13/10-reasons-why-gta-iv-sucks/ SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "10 Reasons why GTA IV Sucks", url: "http://www.rollingdown.com/blog/2008/05/13/10-reasons-why-gta-iv-sucks/" });]]> #1. The trigger controls on the driving and brakes is terrible. I can only use the “classic” control set up. Yet, on that setting, every time you get a call you end up taking it and agreeing to whatever it is they want.

#2. The people annoy the hell out of me blowing up my celly all the gotdamn time. Do I really need to keep up with all these relationships? The darts and bowling are cool, but damn, I don’t wanna drive halfway across town just to keep somebody happy. I got other shit to do. If I wanted to do all that I woulda bought, The Sims.

#3. I don’t like that you can’t aim at what you want to shoot at. It only target locks, how do I shoot out a tire or shoot somebody in the head while they trying to drive away?

#4. Where’s the gym? Niko looks sloppy in a suit.

#5. This Brucie punk is annoying as hell. I wanna kill him and toss him in the river.

#6. The guy in the suit store gets a shotty to the dome every time I walk in there. He’s gonna try me every time I try something on. And the bouncers inside keeps cracking his knuckles and acting hard.

#7. It’s hard as hell to escape the police when you have 3 stars. The paint and spray used to be the stuff, but now you have to lose the cops first. What’s the point then?

#8. They made some of the cars so dope, I don’t want to mess ‘em up. I’m riding a 2-tone candy Range on 24’s and a clean ass Ferrari. They just sit in my parking spot cuz I know if I take one, I’ll lose it. The paint on the Range is too fresh, and I’m worried I won’t find another Ferrari. I already won a fast ass Porsche and lost that it cuz I had to leave it to drive some sorry ass car of Jacob’s to stash some dope. When I went back it was gone.

#9. The toll on the bridge sucks.

#10. Where’s the race horses? On San Andreas (or Vice City, I don’t remember), EARLY in the game, I won millions from betting on the horses and at the casino. I hate this slow money.

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The distribution of skin color variations of indigenous populations before colonization by Europeans. The map, compiled by the author of this article, Audrey Smedley, is a reconstruction of populations based on a number of sources.

In some cases, areal characteristics have been estimated from descriptions (or drawings) of first contact by the earliest Europeans. In other cases, where there was little European contact or where there is scant information about native populations (as there is, for example, about the populations of inner Asia), skin color was estimated from surrounding populations and geographic and climatological information. On a map of this scale, it is difficult to give more than a representation of current understanding.

It must also be noted that many populations, even before the modern era, were quite heterogeneous for skin colour, and this heterogeneity is difficult to depict accurately on any scale. In areas of the world where the indigenous population was sparse and widely scattered (such as Australia), the map’s colour density can be misleading. Another such problem is represented by the Tasmanians, who are virtually extinct, and the Maori, who have been widely mixed with Europeans, so only a few examples of “unmixed” individuals have been found in the historical records.

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It must be really tough. Do you think you are just a victim of bad luck and that’s the reason Ms. Perfect hasn’t appeared in your life yet? Or have you decided that maybe Ms. Perfect only exists on movie screens and not out here in the real world?

BINGO! DING! DING! DING!

You’ve got it! She DOESN’T exist anywhere except in your imagination and on movie screens.

The truth of the matter is that the reason Ms. Perfect hasn’t appeared has nothing to do with your luck, good or bad, but everything to do with you and the fact that you are busy looking for a person that doesn’t exist! You can’t date with your eyes closed and some impossible dream in your head. You’ll get so caught up in this whole exercise of dating that you forget to look for the qualities you seek! You haven’t met the person of your dreams because you aren’t looking for the things that will make them close enough to perfect for you.

You are so confident that every woman you have met could not give you what you wanted. But what was it that you wanted in the first place? Once you are sure of what you want, you will know exactly what to look for in your woman. What are the qualities that you feel are necessary in a person? What are the attributes you are willing to make a compromise on? Have you thought about all these?

Remember, that nobody on this earth is perfect. Everybody has faults - some faults bigger than others. Some are faults you can overlook and some are faults that you couldn’t overlook on your best day and if she was the most beautiful, most sexy woman on the planet.

Yes, I know you will want your date to like you and to enjoy being with you. What is equally important, however, is that you like her and enjoy being with her. When you first begin any relationship it is important to have an exit route planned in advance. When the chemistry isn’t there, there isn’t much point in wasting your time and energy (not to mention your money) on a relationship that isn’t going to happen anyway. The sooner you discover irreconcilable differences, the better. The less you have invested in the relationship, the easier it is to end it (maybe even before it begins).

Remember! When you meet a woman, however hard you try to impress others, you cannot control their thought processes. Instead, it’s far better to concentrate on your needs and desires, and how much of what you need would be fulfilled if you dated this woman. Do you like what you see? Does her personality appeal to you? What are the topics she likes discussing, what are her general likes and dislikes?

Does her intellect match yours? It’s critical for you as you are the one who is seeking to meet Ms. Right… not Ms. Perfect.

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“You Can’t Be Dating a Hot Girl Like This without Conducting Some Extreme Make Overs, Right?”

What do You Want?

Before you can decide which woman you want to date (will be covered in the next part of this book so we’ll get there soon), you need to decide what you are looking for and expecting to get from the date.

When you begin dating, try to know what you want from your dating partner. All of us date for different reasons. Sometimes these reasons are unknown to our conscious mind. You need to seriously ask yourself what you want from your dating partner.

You need to understand what makes you tick so that you will ask the right woman out on a real date.

Maybe:

  • You are an honest guy,
  • You hold truthfulness in high esteem,
  • You are a hard worker,
  • You really despise laziness.

Do some serious thinking about yourself because the character traits that are important to you today are always going to be important to you.

Now, taking your in-depth understanding of yourself into consideration, you need to think about exactly what you expect to get from the dating process.

Important! If you only want to date because everybody else that you know is dating and you are feeling really left out and alone, that isn’t a good reason. You know yourself better than that. You have never done anything just because others were doing it. There’s no point in starting to date just because others are dating.

Warning! If you only want to date for the purpose of satisfying your own biological urges and one-night-stands are going to be your thing, then at least practice safe sex. There’s no need for you to die young. You won’t like yourself much if you do date for that reason, however. You have always been a person who believed in honest relationships. You still do.

Dating for the purpose of finding a person who will share your joys and sorrows like a good friend is a pretty good reason to join the dating scene. Nobody wants to face life alone. But you do need to be honest with your dating partner that friendship is your main objective. You don’t want to mislead a woman into thinking you are looking for a permanent commitment if you aren’t.

If you are dating so that you will have someone available to just adore you, faults and all like mom does, get a dog and save the poor woman a broken heart.

Having a beautiful woman on your arm just to impress your friends isn’t a good reason for dating. You can find other ways to impress your friends that won’t cause anybody to be hurt. Buy a sports car.

Remember that everybody wants something every time. The woman you date wants something… and you want something, as well. Dating women who actually expect and want the same things out of a relationship that you want and expect will not only narrow your search it will also make your dating experiences much more enjoyable and rewarding.

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“What Dating Really, Really is all About!”

I know you’re lonely so I’ve decided you need some help so you are going to hear the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth from me about women.

How to talk to them.

How to date them.

And even how to eventually get one to marry you.

I’m sure your girl friends say that you are kind of cute but that you sure are so awkward around them. You blush and stutter around and act like you would rather be having a root canal than having to try to carry on a civilized conversation with them. As soon as they say, “hello”, you are looking longingly at the nearest exit.
And am I right about this? Almost dead certain!

Honestly! I don’t believe you have had a real “date” since you reluctantly asked Jody (or whatever her name was) to the senior prom. As I recall, the date ended early - way too early for a senior prom date.
That was several years ago.

You are well into your twenties now and it’s time you started actually asking women out on real “dates” and not just hanging out somewhere in a group. I’m here to explain a few important things about dating grown women to you before you go out there, fall on your face and embarrass both of us (yes, I’m on your side!).

So pay attention, here.

When you decide to date women after I have taught you everything you need to know to get them to date you, I am NOT to be held responsible. I DON’T want you breaking their hearts and I certainly DON’T want them to break yours.

That’s true and, frankly, there are a couple of them that I think would make a great sister-in-law. Now understand that there’s no rush, only a “someday”. And if that “someday” is ever going to happen, though, I have got to get you out there dating.

It’s obvious that you have a lot of guy friends and that you have a lot of fun just hanging out with them when you aren’t working or going to class. They seem to think that you are funny and really good company and, I must say, you always look like you are having a good time when you are with them.

That’s great! Good friends are important. You have guy friends. But then, you seem to be stuck with only guy friends (no, I’m not implying that you’re gay nor am I hinting it).

I’ll bet that you haven’t even asked a girl out on a real date. And it’s about time you did! You, big brother, need to expand your horizons so listen up!

Oh, one more thing before I begin: I will be revealing some secrets about women to you that I bet you didn’t know. And promise me - you are NOT to share these with your buddies. You don’t need the competition and I don’t need to be black listed among those of my gender who do hold some secrets near and dear to their hearts.

So, listen carefully, take notes if you want to but don’t share this information about how to talk to women, how to date women and how to impress them enough for them to want to date you the second time and many times after that. Actually some of this stuff is so elementary, I’m surprised that you don’t already know it but you obviously don’t… so here goes!

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R&B, Rap, Hip-Hop, Pop, whatever. If it had a video, then it is here. No need for HJ Split. The files join automatically. You just need to download all of one CD. Track listing is below. With the 90’s I learned my lesson. No need for HJ Split. The files will join automatically if you download one COMPLETE CD. Right now this is rapidshare only, but megaupload links will be up this week.

Enjoy. I added Top One Thousand 1980’s below as well, because…why not? Two THOUSAND songs. One place, right here…

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO DOWNLOAD ALL OF THEM. EACH CD IS 690 MB (APPROX 145 SONGS) AND YOU HAVE TO DOWNLOAD AT LEAST A COMPLETE CD TO GET THE SONGS.

Billboard track listing for Top 1000 1990’s
1990- http://www.smlec.com/library/billboard/b1990.htm
1991- http://www.smlec.com/library/billboard/b1991.htm
1992- http://www.smlec.com/library/billboard/b1992.htm
1993- http://www.smlec.com/library/billboard/b1993.htm
1994- http://www.smlec.com/library/billboard/b1994.htm
1995- http://www.smlec.com/library/billboard/b1995.htm
1996- http://www.smlec.com/library/billboard/b1996.htm
1997- http://www.smlec.com/library/billboard/b1997.htm
1998- http://www.smlec.com/library/billboard/b1998.htm
1999- http://www.smlec.com/library/billboard/b1999.htm

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]]> http://www.rollingdown.com/blog/2008/03/21/two-thousand-songs-top-one-thousand-1980s-and-1990s-rapidshare-megaupload/feed/ http://www.rollingdown.com/blog/2008/03/21/two-thousand-songs-top-one-thousand-1980s-and-1990s-rapidshare-megaupload/ The Top 5 Mistakes Most Guys Make During Sex http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RollingDown/~3/255636427/ http://www.rollingdown.com/blog/2008/03/21/the-top-5-mistakes-most-guys-make-during-sex/#comments Fri, 21 Mar 2008 16:05:00 +0000 admin http://www.rollingdown.com/blog/2008/03/21/the-top-5-mistakes-most-guys-make-during-sex/ SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "The Top 5 Mistakes Most Guys Make During Sex", url: "http://www.rollingdown.com/blog/2008/03/21/the-top-5-mistakes-most-guys-make-during-sex/" });]]> One of the many challenges for men is deciding what positions to use when getting booty. The biggest fear is a woman feeling it’s the “same old, same old” and getting bored. This results in lost interest in sex. So the question is, what are the best sexual positions?

The best way to explain this is to talk about what NOT to do. With that in mind, I’ll now talk about the top five mistakes guys make when it comes to sexual positions, so that way you won’t continue making them.

Position Mistake 1: Imitating anything seen in a porn movie. This is probably the biggest reason guys fail with sexual positions. Inexperienced guys think porn is a good model because they see studs banging beautiful broads, and… well, they just don’t know any better. The problem is sexual positions in those sorts of movies are meant to display a good scene for viewers, not to maximize pleasure for the actors.

In fact, one of the WORST positions for clitoral and vaginal stimulation is when the woman puts her ankles on your shoulders. With her pelvis bent back that far, she can feel pain in her cervix if you push in too far. Plus it’s a pressure position, which is not good for her. (If you ever have a chance to go behind the scenes and watch the making of an adult movie, you’ll see how quickly the mood gets killed when the actress keeps having to stop the scene to go to the bathroom!)

Position Mistake 2: Trying too hard to keep your weight off the woman, in any position. To a woman, sex is a way to get closer to her man. She loves it when he leans on the underside of her thighs. So here’s a tip for you to try… Next time you’re having sex with your woman (while you’re engaged in actual intercourse, that is), get more of your weight on her. You see, during sex, almost every woman enjoys feeling her man’s body pressed hard against her.

So how much weight should you put on her? Make it enough so that after you come, and the sexual frenzy dissipates, your woman will tell you that she feels like she’s being smooshed. Of course, do this within limits! If you’re on top off her grinding her pubic bone for too long, it can feel painful for her.

But the bottom line is that many, many women like to be pressured by at least some of the man’s weight. So save the gentlemanly sex for the royal family’s women!

Position Mistake 3: Letting the woman do all the work when she’s on top. For virtually every woman, sex is mostly a passive activity. So by being the motionless beta male, you destroy the whole purpose of sex for her, which is to open herself up to you penetrating into her body.

Position Mistake 4: Being a wimp. A lot of guys have read too many “Men are From Mars”-type books and think women like it if you ask permission for everything and let them take the lead. Be the alpha male instead and just “do it.” Flip her over, move her here and there. Be aggressive and even toss her about like a rag doll when you want to change positions, and… she’ll LOVE it! And don’t worry about it. If something is going on that the woman doesn’t like, she’ll let you know.

Position Mistake 5: Thinking the trickier positions are better. You don’t need to be upside down, hanging from a lamp, and doing something crazy. Just be normal. An old standby like the missionary (man on top, woman lying on her back) can be the best sexual position.

Tricky positions are just frustrating for everybody and often kill the mood because there’s too much “where should I put my arm?”… and not enough “let’s just have fun exploring.”

Michael Webb is author of 500 Lovemaking Tips & Secrets, a groundbreaking sex guide for men that will make you so good in bed your woman will beg you for more.

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1 Honk Kong, China
2 Chicago, USA
3 New York, USA
4 Shanghai, China
5 Singapore, Singapore
6 Tokyo, Japan
7 Toronto, Canada
8  Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
9 Shenzhen, China
10 Seattle, USA
11 Dubai, Emirates or Arab
12 Seoul, South Korea
13 Sydney, Australia
14 San Francisco, USA
15 Frankfurt, Germany

Honorable Mentions
16 Sao Paolo, Brazil
17 Pittsburgh, USA
18 Dallas, USA
19 Guangzhou, China
20 Houston, USA
21 Atlanta, USA
22 Rio De Janeiro, Brazil
23 Melbourne, Australia
24 Johannesburg, S. Africa
25 Osaka, Japan
26 Boston, USA
27 Panama City, Panama
28 Las Vegas, USA
29 Philadelphia, USA
30 Montreal, Canada
30 Paris, France

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The guy who washes his hands before going to the toilet - What is this exactly? Do you think your Randy Johnson is sparkling clean, and when you manhandle yourself you’re going to get it dirty?
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Maybe I can shed some light on the logic of the first one. A guy I know, which shall remain nameless, but who’s first name is britt, and his brother, also nameless who’s first name is barak, had a theory. If they just took a shower that morning… their johnson was clean. as long as there is no splatter or dripage… it should remain so. So, their theory was, they had more germs and bacteria on their hands from just working in their place of business, than was on the johnson. So, wash before…. then go… assuming there is no splash back and/or dripage… walk out without rewashing… since they were never contaminated.

I found it appaling… and never shook their hands again.

The guy who sat down on the toilet for a few minutes, then stood up, turned around, and took a piss - What happened there? You felt the urge then realized you may not end up splashing piss everywhere if you remain seated while you do the deed?

The heavy breather - You are either out of breath from the ten foot walk to the bathroom or from whatever is happening in the stall there. Neither option comforts me.

The itchy scratcher - You’re in the stall next to me and all I can hear is skritch skritch skritch. Unless you’re scratching your bearded chin, stop that please. Just, no.

The bluetoother - I really don’t like when people are bluetoothing it up while in the bathroom. I’ve seen guys at the stall talking into their headsets, or heard phone conversations coming out of a stall.

Porus Boris the man who lets it all go at the stall. Raging current of piss, thundering farts, accompanied usually by coughs but sneezing and burps are not uncommon. By the sounds of it, you must have floated in like a blimp and are oozing liquids and gases from every pore in your body to return to normal state. Shouldn’t you be at the toilet and not the stall?

Picasso Someone once said if you are an artist and you do not pratice your passion then you become depressed. Your spontainious creativity explodes as you doodle poorly sketched penis and boobs on the wall while taking a dump. The thing is, you never sign your masterpiece to let the world know who possesses such artistic talent?

Germophobe I don’t know what’s worse.. touching the door handle that has most likely been opened by guys who didn’t wash their hands, or touching your napkin wrapped around the door handle that has since become soggy wet from guys who didn’t finish drying their hands. I just don’t which to gamble on. But it ruins my day being confronted with such a no win choice.

The bad aim bomber- If your just going to miss the toilet why bother with a stall at all? I’ve been in a public restroom people have missed the toilet and drop a load in the stall.
I’ve also seen where they just took a crap in the urinal.

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This man spent the better part of two weekends painstakingly building a replica of the leaning tower of Pisa out of lincoln logs. At the crowning moment of his achievement, a media reporter came by to interview the creator of the tower. During the interviewer, it was revealed that the Guiness Book of World Records would be there within days to evaluate the tower. But what happened next can only be summed up in one word: pwned! As the reporter circled the tower to get a better look, the cord from his microphone swept the base of it and caused the entire structure to collapse to the floor. The last thing viewers hear is the creator of the tower gasping in horror and storming off in disgust.

2) iPhones

This woman thought she had outsmarted the marketplace. While all the suckers patiently waited in line on the day the iPhone launched, she devised a seemingly fool-proof scheme to buy up the entire store’s stock of iPhones and resell them on eBay for obscene profits. Her strategy? Buy off the person at the front of the line. From there, she reasoned, she would simply barge into the store and buy up all the iPhones before the other customers knew what hit them. Ultimately, she paid close to $1,000 for that first spot in line. But when the store opened its doors, she was pwned to epic proportions! As it turned out, store policy limited each customer to buying a single iPhone in order to ensure that everyone could buy one. Furthermore, the kid who sold “his” spot at the front of the line was actually with three other people who let him get right back in, and of those three people, only two of them were buying iPhones. pwned!

3) E-mail Prank

This young boy was just using his computer and minding his own business when one of those spooky face e-mail pranks came along and burst his bubble! A minute or so later, the video cuts to a woman in her office who gets so scared by the same prank that she falls out of her chair onto the floor! Finally, the video ends with a man listening through his headphones and being so frightened that he, too, lurches back from his chair and falls onto the floor. I think it’s safe to say that this prank pwned all three of ‘em!

4) Autopsy

This doctor thought he was giving a standard, run-of-the-mill instructional on how to perform an autopsy. Unfortunately, the man on the table had other plans! As it turned out, the man lying on the operating gurney was alive, and all it took was a lift of his arm to send the doctor running away in fear! The whole thing was orchestrated by the doctor’s workplace pals, who apparently decided that they had gone long enough without pwning their co-workers!

5) Telemarketers

Everybody knows how annoying it is to get unsolicited telemarketer calls, but most of us just deal with it. The man in this video, however, takes a much different approach. When telemarketers call, he impersonates a police officer at a murder scene and tells the telemarketer that he is now under investigation just for calling the residence! To take the pwnage even further, the “officer” informs the telemarkter that “unless you wanna be charged with obstruction of justice it’s imperative that you keep your ass on the phone.” We’re pretty sure that telemarketers avoided this phone number once that story made the rounds!

6) Porta Potties

Not many of us enjoy using porta potties under normal circumstances, but the patrons in this video had their experience made even more awkward! While they were doing their business, a group of men in suits placed a portable building in front of the porta potty door. This way, instead of the person walking out from the potty into the outdoors, they walked into what looked like an office building where a bunch of executives in suits were sitting at a table discussing business. The confused, disoriented, and utterly pwned bathroom users didn’t even know what hit ‘em!

7) Fake water bed

Not many stores set out to pwn their customers, but one store in Germany did just that! The store’s employees set up a fake waterbed, which in all actuality as just a bedframe with water in it and a piece of plywood covering it up. Then, when customers came in to “test” the waterbed, they fell straight through the flimsy plywood and got completely soaked by the water underneath! Naturally, the store’s employees caught all the pwnage on tape for all the world to see!

8) Skunks in the park

They say that there’s nothing better than a relaxing afternoon in the park, but one mischevious man put an end to that with some major pwnage! Armed with a stuffed animal skunk at the end of a long rod, the man would silently creep up behind park benches and push the skunk beneath the feet of anyone sitting there. All the while, another person filmed from afar as the people sitting on the bench freaked out and leapt to their feet in horror.

9) Blood in the showers

Public showers are awkward enough by themselves, but one swimming facility decided to make things that much worse. Hidden cameras in the showers filmed the screaming patrons flail and run away as blood-like liquid poured down from the shower faucets. When the horrified children ran out of the showers, they were greeted by fits of laughter and applause from the pranksters responsible for the pwnage. (Don’t worry - everyone wore bathing suits!)

10) Shop-At-Home

Life as a shop-at-home host can get pretty boring, hawking the same old products night after night. One way to break up the monotony is to have callers dial in and ask questions about the product. That’s all well and good: until one man called up a live broadcast about a Dell computer deal and answered “Porno!” when the host asked the caller what he used his computer for. While the show hosts and audience probably got a good laugh out of it, it’s safe to say that the advertisers weren’t happy with the pwnage!

11) Seat of the pants

From the world of hidden camera pranks comes some more “relaxing day in the park” pwnage. One man was unfortunate enough to sit on top of double-sided masking tape that ripped the seat of his pants when he stood up. For the rest of the day, a hidden camera followed him around as passers by laughed at his exposed posterior. The duped man had no clue why people were laughing at him and never caught on to the pwnage that had been perpetrated on him. Classic!

12) Coke bomb

After a long, hard day, what’s better than coming home to an ice cold glass of soda? Nothing, right? Well that’s what the man in this video had in mind before he was pwned by one of his buddies. Little did he know that the 2 liter of Coke he opened was filled earlier that day with mentos that caused the soda to spray violently and uncontrollably in all directions. The pwned man can be heard screaming in outrage as his buddies laugh it up. Luckily for all you wanna-be pranksters, the creator of the video films the exact steps he took to carry out the exploding Coke pwnage you see. Just be careful next time you grab that bottle of soda!

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